"The Super Scouts" Scripts

[Joe Beaudoin Jr.]

For those of you who want to see what a horrible story looks like in script form, BattlestarPegasus.com has the scripts to both parts of "The Super Scouts" on the site.

Check them out by clicking here (http://www.battlestarpegasus.com/wiki/Portal:Time_Machine)!

(Oh, and apparently Major Goofball (http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Major_Goofball) has a name! Who knew!?) :yikes:

[OrionFour]

uhh if I have to look at one more thing related to the super scouts I think I'll have a heart attack.

[Joe Beaudoin Jr.]

Or worse, acute cellular destruction.

[Spencerian]

For those of you who want to see what a horrible story looks like in script form, BattlestarPegasus.com has the scripts to both parts of "The Super Scouts" on the site.

Check them out by clicking here (http://www.battlestarpegasus.com/wiki/Portal:Time_Machine)!

(Oh, and apparently Major Goofball (http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Major_Goofball) has a name! Who knew!?) :yikes:

Does the script come with a spoon so I can gouge my eyes out afterwards? If not, I'll just use my fingers. I'm just asking out of a matter of convenience.

[Joe Beaudoin Jr.]

It's all hands on... Commander's Orders.

You need to use your own fingers. Sorry.

[Dwyn2435]

I think I need more alcohol. God damn. People told me Galactica 1980 was bad, but I never believed it until now.

[CylonCarpetMuncher]

I wonder what a Colonial was like in bed on Galactica 1980 style?? Did they have any 'super powers'? ;)

[ShadowEnigma]

Probably as good as the 1980's ratings :lol:

[pagad]

So, just how terrible is 1980? Are we talking "fascinating like a train wreck"?

[Leroy Morte]

Haha, if I ever watched it, it was in the darkest depths of my childhood. I've probably blocked it from my memory, lol. I think I'll avoid anything associated with it, I have enough horrible images in my head.

[Joe Beaudoin Jr.]

So, just how terrible is 1980? Are we talking "fascinating like a train wreck"?

It's the second worst television show in history of television. Only because no one has yet filled the number one shot...

Think of 1980 as a confluence of all biblical plagues, mixed in with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, starring Ron Jeremy, John Tesh, Hannity & Colmes, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, Al Franken, and Bill Gates/Steven Palmer stuck in a room together with instruments of pain and destruction, with guest appearances from Britney Spears and the Backdoor Boys/N*Suck while receiving horrible service at Best Buy, and you have Galactica 1980.

[Leroy Morte]

"Think of 1980 as a confluence of all biblical plagues, mixed in with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, starring Ron Jeremy, John Tesh, Hannity & Colmes, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, Al Franken, and Bill Gates/Steven Palmer stuck in a room together with instruments of pain and destruction, with guest appearances from Britney Spears and the Backdoor Boys/N*Suck while receiving horrible service at Best Buy, and you have Galactica 1980."



Oh my god, Joe, how have you survived after seeing that?, ROFL

[pagad]

Heh, no wonder virtually all TOS fans treat it as non-canon, then :lol: