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Edison
November 10th, 2007, 02:20 AM
Okay I will begin by stating that this movie, and yes it was a feature theatrical release before becoming a show, most don’t realize this, but it will be 30 years old in 2009, and I will provide an episode by episode review and commentary and will wrap up the show with an overall review when done.
Season 1, Episode 1: Awakening: Part 1
Original Air Date: 13 September 1979
Season 1, Episode 2: Awakening: Part 2
Original Air Date: 20 September 1979
Review: The narration sets up the whole story…
The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain William "Buck" Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems, and returns Buck Rogers to Earth... 500 years later.
…The first impression is I completely forgot that the opening of the feature film was NOT the classic version we all know and love, the opening narration is longer (I gave you the TV version above for sake of familiarity), and is followed by a James Bond-esq opening credits sequence, where Buck lays unconscious on a lighted version of his name, and Erin (Wilma Deering) Gray, and Pamela (Princess Ardala) Hensley roll about scantily clad in a sexy fashion on the letters as well. It also features the song that ran over the closing credits of the TV show, except it has lyrics, and is VERY touchy feely, definitely meant to evoke sympathy in Bucks timelostness and it stinks.
The movie itself runs a little odd, introducing Buck who seems way too silly to be our hero, Wilma who is nearly on the verge of snarling and kicking Buck in the nuts, she nearly seems to either hate him, or wants to sleep with him badly, Twiki who says his catchphrase, “Biddy, biddy, biddy.” A lot, seemingly Twikester was not to have many lines, but the character took on a life of it’s own, Dr. Theopolis, who beats Flavor Flave to the fashionable large clock on the neck by a few years (Theo is a round clock like robot, that counter balances Twiki’s gruff but loveable persona with a pure logic, persona, and finally on the Earth Side of our story Dr. Huer who becomes a mentor of sorts to Buck in season one. We also met Princess Ardala, Kane, and Tigerman of the Draconian Empire.
We get a story about how the Draconians are proposing peace with Earth (The Earth is recovering but still struggling after an atomic war), but the Draconians are full of crap, as their behind the ‘Pirates’ attacking Earth shipping lanes. Buck pulls a fast one on the horny princess, (he drugs her) and saves the day by stopping the Draconian plot to invade Earth via their corridor through Earths protect shield.
The moral of the story? Perhaps good ol’ silly Buck can teach these people a thing or two!
I find myself wonder, who the hell did Glenn Larson (the producer of this flick) sell his sole to get a theatrical release? Clearly riding the Sci Fi wave set from 77’s Star Wars, Larsen made Battlestar Galactica and when that folded, he made BR, even the Earth Defense Force Star Fighter is a Galactica cast off, as it was the original design for the Colonial Viper, and while it has it’s charm, and is enjoyable, it’s clearly a TIGHT budget and doesn’t come close to the production value of Star Wars. It looks like a TV show, and soon it would be.

Season 1, Episode 3: Planet of the Slave Girls
Original Air Date: 27 September 1979
Season 1, Episode 4: Episode #1.4
Original Air Date: ????
Earth’s Defense Force becomes sick due to poisoned food disks, and Buck travels to the planet of origin to stop the problem, a religious Zealot played by Jack Palence.
Wanna see Buck sweat his ass off in a gold head to toe snowsuit in the desert? Then this episode is for you! Also clearly Wilma has had a shift in character since the movie, she no longer seems to want to sleep with Buck, nor does she hate him anymore, oddly she’s just like his best friend which leads to a lot of Buck is Gay jokes from me. The producers also decided early on to get some great shots of Wilma, as they put her in slave girl cloths…not as sexy as Leia…but then again Leia doesn’t get all sweaty in a lava room….There’s a lava pit in the center of the room where her Buck and a girl are being held captive by Jack and his glowing hands of doom (no joke there)…Buck escapes by putting a grenade under a helmet to propel himself up to a vent shaft…odd you would think that would kill him not propel him upwards, but Buck finds a rope and pulls the ladies up to the shaft, where the camera man wisely gets a great shot of Erin Gray’s backside…give that man an emmy please…and Twiki and a few pilots are pressed into action to stop Jacks fleet heading to earth, including a Major Gordon, played by original Buck Rogers, Buster Crab. Buster and Gil trade some funny in jokes, and they defeat the fleet. Jack gets beaten down by his followers.

Season 1, Episode 5: Vegas in Space
Original Air Date: 4 October 1979
Buck and Directorate agent Marla Landers travel to Sineloa, a gambling city that Buck finds resembles old Earth's Las Vegas. Their mission from the Earth Defense Directorate is to locate and return to Earth a kidnapped girl being held prisoner by the city's ruler, Velosi. The young woman has critical knowledge that Velosi must extract in order to destroy Armat, his competitor. Learning of their plans to rescue his prisoner, Velosi offers the Earth Directorate a deal: in return for keeping the girl, he will turn over blueprints of Princess Ardala's Draconian Hatchet fighters that have been attacking Earth's defenses.
It’s Vegas in space. VEGAS IN SPACE.
I’m not sure where Wilma is in this episode…oh she’s there alright, but they felt the need to pair Buck up with someone else…and they gave him disappearing Silly Explosive Putty.
This episode also continues it’s guest stars with Caesar Romero.

Season 1, Episode 6: The Plot to Kill a City: Part 1
Original Air Date: 11 October 1979
Season 1, Episode 7: The Plot to Kill a City: Part 2
Original Air Date: 18 October 1979
Buck's home of New Chicago may be destroyed if the Legion of Death is successful. They plan to self-destruct the city's anti-matter/matter reactor in retaliation for a Defense Directorate agent killing in self defense of one of their members. Learning of their plans, Buck is sent out masquerading as an assassin looking to join the group, but he is soon discovered to be an impostor."
You have to love the high tech warehouse settings and the ultra cool guy who becomes intangible, not to mention the parade of Batman guest starts continuing with Frank Gorshwin.
Not a bad two parter, if not a bit long. It suffers from a rewriting of what is already been stated…Earths defense shield is now missing, and the intangible guy’s turn is pretty easily seen coming early on, plus you’d imagine an anti-matter / matter reactor would be better guarded after a nuclear war.
Also missing is Earth had been portrayed as a mostly wasteland outside of Chicago but they start changing that with this episode.
Were also introduced to our generic faceless robots played by anyone at this point, which will pop up from time to time and are easily dispatched.

Edison
November 10th, 2007, 02:22 AM
Season 1, Episode 8: Return of the Fighting 69th
Original Air Date: 25 October 1979
Gun runners named Roxanne and Trent plan to kill Wilma as part of their revenge for her capturing them years earlier, during which their ship had caught fire and disfigured them both. Their plans involve the use of captured 20th century nerve gas, which is still potent enough to destroy all life on Earth. As commander of the Defense squadron, Wilma must find a way to locate and destroy the gas, which is hidden at the gun runner's hideout inside an asteroid belt. She discovers that the only one who has knowledge of how to traverse the belt is the elderly leader of a retired squadron, the Fighting 69th. Although the pilot is willing to lead his old pilots through the asteroids, Wilma does not know whether or not she should ask him, believing that the age of his squadron may be too great to complete the mission.
Peter Graves shames his self with an appearance here, as Wilma mentor that she had to revoke his flight wings form and is once again pressed into service.
Let’s see a woman with a metal hand that Dr. Detroit would envy, and Buck holds the main villains at bay with a 50 cal machine gun….500 years in the future my ass…but the funny thing has to be the bullet holes in the walls before Buck even fires the gun! Oh and Buck gains some inside help via the gun runners deaf slave girl…only she and Buck speak sign language.
Cheesy to be sure, but not a horrible story, Buck knowing sign is a cool twist, and works nicely. I’m also amazed how closely they put an ACTUAL flame to Gil Gerard’s face.

Season 1, Episode 9: Unchained Woman
Original Air Date: 1 November 1979
Buck masquerades as a convict to break into a prison in an attempt to rescue a young woman who has been sent to Zeta when she takes the blame for a murder actually committed by her boyfriend, Malary Pantera. The Directorate believes that Jen Burton can supply the evidence required to put Pantera in jail. Breaking out of the underground jail, Buck and Jen head for a nearby spaceport, but the danger is far from over. An indestructible android prison guard is dogging their trail and Pantera awaits their arrival at the spaceport.
Jamie Lee Curtis provides a pretty nice body to look at besides Gray’s when Buck in a very convoluted story breaks her out of prison, and encounters a desert…man they like desert locations…a crappy android, some killers and stuff happens and you just stop caring after the Sand Squid.

Season 1, Episode 10: Planet of the Amazon Women
Original Air Date: 8 November 1979
The Earth is negotiating with the planet Ruatha to maintain its right to mine Barberite on the Ruathan held planet Madrea. While Buck is flying to keep the space between the planets clear he is lured to the planet Zantia by a phony distress call from two beautiful women. Zantia was once at war with Ruatha and is a planet almost entirely devoid of men. Buck is auctioned off and mated with the Prime Minister's daughter who is at odds with her mother. Buck must escape Zantia while finding a way to smooth the negotiations with the troublesome Ruathan diplomat.
Buck sold into sex slavery? Yeah someone said this will bring female viewers in. Basically the daughter wants things to be different and Buck wants the Barbeite Zantia has plenty of, Buck pulls a grandstand stunt which puts him at odds with Huer and Wilma for like 10 seconds and AGAIN pulls one out of his ass, and his ever tighter pants. Man these people love spandex.

Season 1, Episode 11: Cosmic Whiz Kid
Original Air Date: 15 November 1979
The President of the planet Genesia is kidnapped and held for ransom. He is no ordinary President...he is a child genius from the 20th century named Hieronymous Fox. His kidnapper is Roderick Zale whose specialty is political abduction. The President's bodyguard , Lt. Dia Cyrton, appeals to Earth for help in rescuing him but officially Earth cannot help. When her request is denied she enlists Buck to her cause who is only too eager to meet someone from his own time.
Ray (My Favorite Martian) drops by to kidnap Gary Colman, lots of bad jokes are made as both Fox and Buck outwit everyone, but you can’t miss the danger of Fox and the Styrofoam trash! Or Ray Wise in a fight scene, see it’s Wise in close up, but clearly not him in ANY other scene of the fight.
Also Buck seems to be perfecting his rudimentary judo moves.

Season 1, Episode 12: Escape from Wedded Bliss
Original Air Date: 29 November 1979
Hey Ardala’s back with a big Diamond in the Sky that rains down blaster bolts…wish we still had that Defense Shield… she promises she won’t destroy New Chicago if Buck marries her. He of course declines even with the lighted skates roller disco performance….no joke there….but changes his mind and goes to the Draconia with her, against Kane’s opinions…second time she’s made a play for Buck sexually, but Buck pulls a trick out of his pocket and AGAIN drugs her, man she’s dumb, and destroys the weapon while she’s out cold, causing me to again question Buck’s sexuality as he still in 12 episodes has not slept with any woman yet…I can’t vouch for his sexually relations with Twiki…

Edison
November 10th, 2007, 02:23 AM
Season 1, Episode 13: Cruise Ship to the Stars
Original Air Date: 27 December 1979
Hey it’s the Searcher from season 2! No wait it’s a Cruise Ship. Where Buck Twiki, Theo, and Wilma are to protect the winner of a beauty contest…apparently beauty contest a based on genetics in 2491, no joke again. Buck runs a fowl of a woman who is sweet and caring and changes into a total bitch and not just every thirty days either. She becomes this evil scheming shrew with telekinesis….apparently it’s a medical condition egged on by her boyfriend a thief.
Twiki meets a female driod, that says, “Booty, booty, booty.” A lot and gets wasted partying!
There’s slot of dancing with ropes in this one as well. Don’t ask.
You do get to see how versatile a set can be as the EDF hanger bay becomes a main party deck of the cruise ship pool and all.

Season 1, Episode 14: Space Vampire
Original Air Date: 3 January 1980
No fooling here a space vampire…it’s as bad as you think, complete with Wilma becoming one. It’s pretty silly all around.

Season 1, Episode 15: Happy Birthday, Buck
Original Air Date: 10 January 1980
Missing the people and places of his own time, Buck is helped out of his depression by Wilma and Huer who plan to cheer him up with a surprise birthday party. As a diversion to Buck, he is sent with Raylyn Derren to escort her on a trip to New Detroit with some of Huer's paperwork. Little do they realize that an assassin named Traeger is waiting for the girl so he can steal Dr. Huer's schedule, and plot to kill him as revenge over a previous encounter.
Taeger’s afro wig and afro beard disguise is fracking priceless!
Traeger can change the properties of things with his touch, metal becomes gold, gold plastic, etc. needless to say he and Buck eventually show up to Bucks party and in the fight falls on his own hand killing himself.
Wilma has started rocking her either all red or all blue spandex outfits, it seems EDF uniforms are constantly changing.

Season 1, Episode 16: A Blast for Buck
Original Air Date: 17 January 1980
A satellite enters earth orbit. It transmits a message intended for Buck, and a warning of a possible attack. Buck and his friends try to figure out who might have sent the satellite to prevent the attack.
Oh it’s fracking Gary Colman again with a happy new years to Buck that sends him on a journey through old episodes via some sort of mind VCR rig thing.

Season 1, Episode 17: Ardala Returns
Original Air Date: 24 January 1980
Kane has perfected a new design for the Hatchet Fighters of the Draconian Realm, but in testing the empire's best pilots cannot control their ships, invariably resulting in their destruction. Ardala, determined to launch attacks on Earth, orders the capture of Buck Rogers, the one pilot in the galaxy who can possibly control Kane's new Hatchet Fighters. Using a dramatic ruse, Ardala succeeds in capturing Buck and Twiki, and prepares Buck for the debut of the Zygots, robot duplicates of himself. Strapping Buck into a bulky space suit, the Draconians record all of his abilities and transfer the data into the Zygot prototype, who is a near-perfect clone of Buck except for his mangling of some of Buck's 20th century parlance and his excessively happy personality. The prototype nonetheless succeeds in infiltrating Earth, but when the ruse is discovered, Ardala has three more Zygot models ready to fly Hatchet Fighters in an attack on a major Earth city, and when they engage the Intercept Squadron they slaughter Earth Starfighters as if they weren't even armed spacecraft - until help arrives in the form of a fourth Hatchet Fighter......
Jeeze what Ardala will not do for a lay, which Buck passes on AGAIN oh and Buck kicks the Zygots asses in a dogfight. I believe we are also introduced to Pantherman…a black version of Tigerman.

Season 1, Episode 18: Twiki Is Missing
Original Air Date: 31 January 1980
The Bad Guys including a Spaced out version of Charlies Angels kidnap Twiki kind of stupid seeing as how they offered to buy Twiki, then steal him…did you not think Buck would figure this out? Buck then gets Twiki back, and then Buck is kidnapped and Twiki comes after him…their some mishap with a sonic hall moniter, and with the help of a defecting Charlies Angel knock off Buck steals some explosive stuff beats feet out of there in time to help Wilma nudge a space iceberg into earth’s atmosphere at just the right angle.

Edison
November 10th, 2007, 02:24 AM
Season 1, Episode 19: Olympiad
Original Air Date: 7 February 1980
Buck and Wilma help an Olympiad defect to earth…it’s pretty boring, but look for the lighted rope boxing ring, with the boxers that have cups on their hands instead of gloves, and the high jumpers’ nipple hanging out of the top of his shirt. Creepy!

Season 1, Episode 20: A Dream of Jennifer
Original Air Date: 14 February 1980
Buck goes off the deep and remembering the woman he left behind (The first sign that Buck may not be gay, but I wouldn’t pin your hopes to that), and see’s a woman that looks like his beloved Jennifer. In the process runs into a young Dennis Heysbert (of 24 fame, and the Unit) in a bit part, he comes back in season 2 for a few more parts. Anyway it’s a trap as you can guess the people behind this want Buck to do something and even though the woman altered to look like Jennifer has a change of heart and turns against the people financing this they hold her hostage for Buck to do the deed.
Of course Buck finds a way out, comes back and lays some smack down on the aliens, ‘Jennifer’ sacrifices herself to sve Buck’s life.
A very heavy ending, that is offset by red face paint aliens.

Season 1, Episode 21: Space Rockers
Original Air Date: 21 February 1980
I don’t know how to explain how bad this is. A band that is half Disco Teletubbies, half Edgar Winter Group, Andromida are the hottest band in the galaxy but their music is causing teens everywhere to rebel! Buck breaks things up.
Worth watching if only to see how bad this episode really is. It reads like an episode of Leave it to Beaver with the Rock is bad message, sprinkle in a little 80’s backwards lyrics paranoia and the worst music and outfits ever
Another priceless episode you have to laugh at.

Season 1, Episode 22: Buck's Duel to the Death
Original Air Date: 20 March 1980
Buck fights KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN N!
Not really but the Traybor looks like he washed out of Kahn auditions, basically this planet see’s Buck as an ancient prophecy and enlists his help fighting the Traybor, a brutal warlord that has the ability to generate electrical blasts via implants. Basically Buck shorts him out using Twiki, since no one in 2491 knows anything about electricity. Again no joke there that's an actual plot device.

Season 1, Episode 23: Flight of the War Witch: Part 1
Original Air Date: 27 March 1980
Season 1, Episode 24: Flight of the War Witch: Part 2
Original Air Date: 27 March 1980
Ardala is back!
Again, only this time another universe sends a device that allows Earth to safely travel to their universe, Buck goes with Twiki but not before Ardala steals the secret to there as well and brings the Draconia (Along with Wilma and Huer who finally sees some off world action), only to find that the planets inhabitants have trapped them their and will not give them the way back until Buck, and company (Ardala and Kane and Draconians included) fight this War Witch (played greatly by Julie Newmar), who makes Ardala look like a sweetie pie in comparison. Basically Ardala double crosses them, only to find Witchy doesn’t play the game like her and betrays Ardala, Ardala eventually agrees to put all her effort behind Buck for real this time, and to be honest they all make a great team, and defeat the Warwitch.

Edison
November 10th, 2007, 02:24 AM
Season 2 coming soon...

Joe Beaudoin Jr.
January 2nd, 2008, 01:36 AM
To spur some interest in this thread, I should note that Hulu.com has most of the first season episodes are available for viewing.

I can post them here. Just give me the requests of the episodes you'd like to see and I'll post them on this thread. ;-)